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21 October 2008 @ 01:50 pm
Special Post #5: Armporn! For Your Consideration  


Hi all! I'm zinke and due to circumstances beyond the mods control (read: World Series), there has been a change to the Hiatusca calendar and this week's presentation, episode 4x5 The Road Less Traveled will be postponed until next week.

In it's place, I’ll be bringing you next week's scheduled special post which focuses on one of the more highbrow aspects of our beloved show: ARMS!

PLEASE BE AWARE that all of this week's posts will contain SPOILERS through the episode 'The Road Less Traveled'. Also, if you're looking for a discussion post about serious, intellectual issues you've come to the wrong place.


1. Do you feel that the men on Battlestar Galactica are overly objectified by their fans because of their ridiculously magnificent arms?

2. Do you think there was a steroid-use problem on Pegasus? On Galactica? Do you think the Quorum should have held hearings to investigate or does this issue fall outside the scope of their responsibility?

3. What kind of an exercise program do you think Helo devised to get Fat!Lee back into shape so quickly?

4. Why do you think it is that we rarely get to see anyone on Galactica wearing the black t-shirts of awesome?

5. Do you think we will ever get to see Lee in tanks again?

6. At its heart, is Battlestar Galactica truly a show about morality at the end of the world, or is it really all about the arms?

7. Whose arms make for the best eye-candy? (Because I fail at poll-making, please feel free to respond to this question in the comments below) 

          a. Captain Commander Major Mister Lee Adama
              

          b. Karl C. Agathon (Call Sign: Helo) 
              

          c. The Infamous Tattooed Pilot 
              

          d. Samuel T. Anders (a.k.a. Mr. Thrace) 
              

          e. Felix “Wild Thing” Gaeta 
              

          f. The men of the Pegasus Flight Group 
              

          g. Admiral Bill "Husker" Adama
              

* all screencaps taken with thanks from Galactica BBS and blackcelebration.net



 
 
 
cassie: BSG helo's arm by phdeliciouskiss_me_cassie on October 21st, 2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
um, some people may be a tad upset not to see Bill or Tigh here. Just sayin'. And even Kara. Do the women not count?

I rouse rabble and am proud of it. hehehe

(I have to vote for my boy Helo, though, even if (secretly) Lee may have the better arms. :))
My Mama Didn't Raise Me to Be a Fishwife: EJO - Papinnaylime on October 21st, 2008 06:31 pm (UTC)
We could do a whole objectification thing. Best arms (we'll disagree on that one), best abs (Helo), best legs (Laura), best eyes (Kara), best butt (Anders), and so on.
datsue: Disney sexdatsue on October 21st, 2008 06:36 pm (UTC)
where is the butt-pic????????????? *wibbles*
My Mama Didn't Raise Me to Be a Fishwife: BSG - Cain - Torso Strengthnnaylime on October 21st, 2008 06:39 pm (UTC)
Nothing bare, but in the pyramid game his pants draped nicely.
cassie: BSG agathons by dragonlady981kiss_me_cassie on October 21st, 2008 06:45 pm (UTC)
forget abs... I'm voting for Helo and hips. ::drool::
Hopeless Romantic at Heart: BSG - But look at my arms!zinke on October 21st, 2008 07:01 pm (UTC)
No butts this week. Only arms. *g*
datsue: Disney sexdatsue on October 21st, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
*splutters* butt...butt
Hopeless Romantic at Heart: BSG - But look at my arms!zinke on October 21st, 2008 07:11 pm (UTC)
There may be some extraneous abs pics, if that helps...
datsue: Billcepsdatsue on October 21st, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
buttly....;-P
captaintish: BSG -- Toastercaptaintish on October 23rd, 2008 06:26 am (UTC)
Lol. I'm just trying to picture the end result, which is rather odd and disturbing. I don't know, like putting Kara's head on Helo's body. Very odd picture. Let's not forget to add on some Centurion gun-hands. It's like Mr. Potato-head!

I'm tired. I need to go to sleep.
Hopeless Romantic at Heart: BSG - Watch for the Plotzinke on October 21st, 2008 07:00 pm (UTC)
There will be more pics of the equal-opportunity variety later in the week, so just hold your horses! *g*
cassie: BSG apollo by diakiss_me_cassie on October 21st, 2008 07:06 pm (UTC)
::dutifully holds horses::

(I'd rather hold onto something(one) else. ;))
((fyi - I live in the gutter.))
(((Awww, I wouldn't be me if I wasn't giving you a hard time. ::snuggles::)))
Hopeless Romantic at Heart: Misc - Skinner mind in the gutterzinke on October 21st, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
*snuggles back* I know. It's one of the things I love about you - along with the fact that your mind dwells in the gutter with mine.
Em Meredith: bsg - towelem_meredith on October 21st, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I hate to say it, but Tigh has pretty great arms.
Hopeless Romantic at Heart: BSG - Arms Dealerszinke on October 21st, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
His excessive chest hair disqualified him from the poll. But you'll see him later in the week. *g*